There’s a nifty little tool that will tell you what famous author you write like, when you paste a sample of your work in the Analyzer. It’s I Write Like. I’ve used it before with some of my blog posts. The results were…mixed. I got Stephanie Meyer and Margaret Mitchell. One is a Pulitzer Prize winner, the other is not. I leave it to you to determine which is which. But hey, either way, I’ve got what it takes to sell a lot of books, right? Yeah.
I forgot about the site. Then, when looking around on the wordpress forums, I saw the thread, “See Who You Write Like”, started by TheInsanityAquarium. I started thinking. Unusual, I know.
I’m writing a novel. I have over 20,000 words I could plug into this baby. This isn’t some silly blog post. This is me, as a novelist. Who do I write like?
So, I went to the WIP, and copied and pasted each session into the I Write Like analyzer. (This and Words With Friends is what I do when I should be adding to my word count. Procrastinate much? ) Anyway, here’s what I got.
Lewis Carrol (once)
Kurt Vonnegut (three times)
Ian Fleming ( SIX times)
Me, the dork that I am, Googled each author and their writing style. (I could have written 1,000s of words in the time it took. *sigh*) I wanted to know what “you write like…” meant.
- “Frequently use italics for emphasis” and employ “odd usage of parentheses and capital letters.” Viewed as “unprofessional.” Source: Down the Rabbit Hole and Back
- Use nonsense words.
(I went to the man himself for style advice)
- Find a subject you care about
- Do not ramble, though.
- Keep it simple.
- Have the guts to cut.
- Sound like yourself.
- Say what you mean to say.
- Pity the readers.
Ian Fleming (Keep in mind, I got this SIX times)
There is actually a web page called, “How to Write Like Ian Fleming.”
- Describe food in detail, but make sure it’s good food.
- Have your characters drink plenty of alcohol.
- Include sensuous details about clothes.
- Let your characters take time to relax and enjoy themselves now and then.
“The Fleming style, which he consciously adopted and employed in all his work, includes details calculated to excite the senses and give readers a taste of luxury and hedonism.”
There you have it. Who (and What) I write like. Three very different writers from three distinct time periods. So what does this mean for me?
Well, except for the fact that I write like a dude.
Just for fun, who do you write like? I’d love to see who you get and what you think of it. Here’s the link again: I Write Like…